jaxon

parents misspelt the name jason at birth, known most commonly for having a penis that is referred to as the love child between the micro and macro penis, his penis is so small it’s not visible to the naked eye. Many women have said that Jaxons do not satisfy them in bed due to their cock size and their insane nut speed.

girl 1: holy shit this lanky fuck wouldn’t stop looking at me in the club so i gave him a pity fuck and oh my god! his cock was non existent, i had to use tweezers and a microscope in order to jack him off, he nutted within 3 seconds of the jacking too!!
girl 2: ohhhh that guy, was his name Jaxon by any chance?

by moderator#690069 July 9, 2020

Javon

Javon is the most narcissistic, yet charismatic guy ever. He attracts everyone and they all want to be his friend.

Every girl in existance: "Wow Javon is so cute, I want to date him."
Every guy in existance: "Dang! Javon just stole my girl again!"

by pizzahutjr October 5, 2020

jaton

she is the loving person that you can meet, just don't cross or fuck her over. she seems shy at first but once you get to know her she's really fun to be around. she is unsure of what she wants in life meet her, you can be her best friend.

is that who i think it is, jaton

by tooshiesty December 1, 2020

Jaston

An old man that works at Micheals

Don't act like such a Jaston, you sound 80 years old.

by howcomeeverynameistaken April 12, 2021

Jaxson

Literally the worst person you're going to meet. is very fat like a bouncy ball. has horrible smell. looks like he's freaking like 90 years old. taller than the freaking Eiffel Tower. ugly as fuck. Just don't be friends with these assholes.

guy:Jaxson is such a bitch
girl: I know right?

by Pokemon.But.not August 27, 2021

Jaron

Someone who is a bitch and is always making people look bad. It is also someone who doesn’t have friends.

That guy is just like Jaron.

by Mr Jen’s September 1, 2019

Jaron

Rapist from Albany, New York

Jaron likes to make videos of himself masturbating

by FinalDec March 1, 2018