January

The cursed and worst month of the year. It is post-Christmas, and everyone is depressed. Famous borkers like Gabe and Boo died that month, and so have famous people. Winston Churchill, Coco Chanel, and Johnny Carson died in this wretched time as well.
Blake: uuuuugh
Erin: What is it?
Blake: January.
Blake and Erin: uuuuuuugh
by taco_55 January 23, 2019
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January

National sit on a lap month
Boy:Hey it’s January

Girl:What?
Boy:It’s January

Girl:Ohh!! Ok I’ll sit on your lap now
by Suckdeveryday3221 January 24, 2020
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january

a catholic, ecclesiastical, civil pagan diety that they worship by naming one month out of every year, honoring it by putting it on their gregorian calendar.
"Poseidon loves january"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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January

it’s a beautiful young girl who really loves her partner
January; I miss you
by Ciannyyy215 December 17, 2020
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January

it’s a beautiful young girl who really loves her partner
January; I miss you
by Ciannyyy215 December 17, 2020
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JANUARY

the first month of the year, in the northern hemisphere usually considered the second month of winter.
corona is still in JANUARY

2021
by maddie_mouse111 January 02, 2021
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january

prolly the best and worst month of the year. worst part is culminating and exams but the best part is that the semester finishes!
awh fuck bro i got my math exam on january 27
by hamburger2020 March 03, 2023
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