On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!
January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko
National Fake-your-birthday day!
Who doesn't like a day where it's everyones birthday? Tell your friends that you're one year older, and sorry if your birthday is actually today hehe
Today is January 7th, which technically means its my birthday whether you like it or not. FREE CAKE NOM NOM NOM!!
January 31st is known as ShayDay which is a National Holiday signifying the last day of the first month of the new year. It’s also the best day of the year.