Halloween

It’s a month wirer little kids drees up and steal your candy

This kid stole candy on Halloween from me

by Goaliegirlforlife October 22, 2019

Halloween Same

a) When your parent forces you to wear the same Halloween costume year after year because they’re really cheap.
b) When you wear the same costume year after year because you’re so cheap you don’t want to buy another one.

Person A: What costume are you wearing for Halloween?
Person B: Halloween Same
Person A: That’s lame

by English Wizzer October 24, 2019

Halloween

A day where kids and teenagers do take candy from strangers, and are encouraged to do so

Tomorrow is Halloween!
Nice, I'm gonna get poisoned!!

by Pennywise_pirate October 24, 2019

Halloween

Halloween All ‘Bout Trick Or Treat. Trick, Gettin’ ‘Em Highly Horrified At Scary Masks Rockin’. Treat, Gettin’ ‘Em Ish All Str8 Dope Ever As Giveaways, Freebies. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup

“Its Halloween, Peeps Gettin’ Highly Horrified At Scary Masks Catched A Glimpse Rockin’ As Trick & Peeps Gettin’ Ish All Str8 Dope As Giveaways, Freebies As Treat. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - Ever Street Thug, Harlem.

by Hzr October 25, 2019

Halloween

The one day a year that diabetes is free and you can stuff your butt with every ounce of it.

Joe: Hey did you hear that it’s Halloween
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes

Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money

by Joesmother October 27, 2019

'Hello' Chicken

When you see someone you barely know but bump into regularly (neighbor, colleague from another department, milkman etc.) walking towards you on the street and you both stare at each other while approaching, and you have to decide when to say 'hello' to avoid looking either awkward (shouting it from too far away) or rude (saying it too late or not saying at all). The aim is that you still have to greet them first.
Just like when two cars play chicken.

- Oh man, there's the delivery guy again. Every time I take out the trash he's there, I'm tired of playing 'hello' chicken with him.

- Mike told me a hot girl moved in to the flatsh last month.
- Nice, did he ask her out already?
- Nah he's way too shy for that, I guess he just insists on playing 'hello' chicken when he bumps into her.

by emery303 October 27, 2019

Halloween

Halloween is on 31st of October. Normally children dress up and trick or treat. Halloween is also known as All-Hallows-Eve or El Dia De Los Muertos.

Karen: “It’s Halloween today Joe!”
Joe: “Oh, is it”

by Hannah McCay October 28, 2019