ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver August 30, 2015

chip ham

Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose

Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.

by jAKETHeB0$$ January 14, 2017

eat my hams

eat me out ; )

cunnilingus is eat my hams , duh

by tmh12345678 May 26, 2019

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when u a lebian and yo girl give you the head. the BEST head imaginable in the cosmos

damn, my girl really gave me the

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last night!

by beeflover42069 December 12, 2023

Ham-Ster

Put a hamster in boiling water once it screams tear off its flesh and feed it to your dog.

"My dog was hungry so i fet it Ham-Ster!"

by Squirty Murphy June 16, 2025

Hams

Hams: the Arabic name for 'whisper'. The name might as well be the synonym for sarcasm. Hams is a girl with potential. highly observant and doesn't like most people. A Strong independent woman, who is usually model material and has an eye for fashion. Coffee addict. Just don't talk to her in the morning, whisper to her. Usually has an Immaculate taste in music and books and occasionally takes good photos. Don't Argue with someone who has this name, you will LOSE.

"Why is she moody this morning"

"Her name is Hams, you don't speak to her in the morning, her only language is coffee at this time"

by Maazzaleen November 23, 2021

ham n cheese

going HAM but with a side of cheese.

Jim: Yo, we goin Ham tonight?

Mike: Nah dawg, we goin Ham N Cheese!!

by mexicannig69 May 11, 2012