what the ghetto?!

A phrase used when a skinny little white boy is trying to act all "ghetto" while also trying not to cuss. See what the hell and wtf

Teacher: You have detention tomorrow morning at 7:15 sharp.
*some kid: *gasp* WHAT THE GHETTO?!

by PineapplePrincess April 27, 2005

Ghetto Deathmatch

An alternate name given to the game Paper-Rock-Scissors. Two outta three, bitches. With this name, if you win, it's instant street cred.

Ron: I challenge you to a GHETTO DEATHMATCH!
Dwight: Ok!
<Round One>
Ron: Scissors!
Dwight: Scissors!
<Round Two>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
<Round Three>
Ron: Paper!
Dwight: Rock!
Ron: I win!
Zach: If this was the ghetto, you'd be dead, Dwight.

by ILC Digi August 31, 2005

ghetto fab

1.somebody who is fabulous in a ghetto way?

2.more original thing to say when commenting somebody's picture on myspace lol...

hey will tooth, you are ghetto fab!

by d to the e to the b September 14, 2008

Ghetto Lobster

A minority that doesn’t know how to swim. And is usually a drowning victim.

Back in tha day, gangs used to throw their half beaten up rivals in the water canals because they barely knew how to swim. When their bodies were discovered, their corpses were referred to as ‘ghetto lobsters’

by Peter T. Dickinson November 8, 2018

Cyber ghetto

Basically the gays with a nicki pfp or that use common slang like “Chile” and ✨ on a daily basis

Vanessa is being cyber ghetto again

by RubyUni_tha1 December 21, 2020

Ghetto Pizza

a pizza made of saltine crackers, ketchup packets and grated Parmesan cheese. Usually made by low income niggers, beaners, or white trash. Often made in public food courts, like The ones in malls, where all of the ingredients can be acquired for free.

Joe: Yo dawg wanna grab a burger at BK?

Anthony: No dawg... spent all my money on dope. I'll be eating ghetto pizza for lunch.

Joe: Sucks for you dawg!

by mayorofbootytown March 30, 2012

ghetto steak

When you take ground beef or other cheap meat and season it up and serve it like steak.

Dude, ghetto steak is still steak...it's red meat...except it's kinda been chewed for you.

by The Medicated May 2, 2011