Gamer Beer

A jug of fermented piss that sits under the desk. At one point, a gamer was either too lazy to go to the bathroom or didn't want to take a break and risk losing. In typical gamer fashion they are a slob and never bothered to get rid of it and so it has sat there brewing until a brave soul comes to dispose of it.

Derek needs to find a different hobby. He spends 12 hours a day playing video games and I found a few gamer beers brewing in his closet.

Some degenerate left a gamer beer at the Internet Cafe. If they ever find out who did it I hope they get banned and put on the blog of shame.

by Suckmytoes_77 December 9, 2025

furrys and gamers

a furry and gamer should never be, together due to most likely ending the world or becoming non-furry and a non-gamer, and usually furrys and gamers are at war fighting. the only time it is acceptable is a furry goes to your school, is a family member, and if your friend all of a sudden became a furry. just dont mind the furry gamer (tbh i dont know what they are, they are like both sides) anime cat girl are also acceptable

furrys and gamers shall be sworn enemies till peace, and the end of cringe.

by fat badass dog December 10, 2020

radical gamer birthday day

A day where two (or more) epic gamers share a birthday on the same day
did you know that an example of a radical gamer birthday is Chiaki and Chihiro!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
march 14th, today😲

Chihiro: ayo bro did u see what day it is
Chiaki: ya bro!!!!!
Both: its a radical gamer birthday day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by kelsmoldybasketball March 14, 2022

Gamer Thumb

When you twerk the nipple so long that your thumb gets tired.

You better slow down baby, or you’re going to get gamer thumb.

by Sonofsaiyan October 6, 2020

Gamer

An individual who spends 20 hours or more on a week playing videogames. This individual will need to have Minecraft withing their game library and play it regularly.

I am a gamer

by ChrizzenZander June 27, 2021

Gamer

Someone who thinks video games are more interesting than porn.

That gamer was gonna watch that bukakke nonsense, but Terraria wasn't going to play itself!

by Fricky-Fresh May 22, 2020

Gamer

A person who plays any kind of games like board games (chess, checkers, snakes and ladders, etc.), card games (like poker or 21), sports games (well sports naturally), and video games like minecraft, terraria, genshin impact, fortnite, pubg etc. for the sole purpose of getting good at it as a hobby. These people aren't losers, the real losers are the ones who criticize them for doing what they enjoy the most - gaming.

Player 1 wins: good game
Player 2: well played, you're a godly gamer. Can we be friends?
Player 1: Sure.

by Be considerate, not a dumbass June 30, 2022