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Eat a phenomenal dick

When you use the “fuck around and find out” approach to R&D and end up accidentally reinventing the wheel, literally and/or metaphorically.

The emotional comedown after you’ve realised your stupidity is best described to feel like “eating a phenomenal bag of dicks” or for short, “eating phenomenal dick”.

The phrase relates to and is sprung out of the insulting phrase “eat a bag of dicks”, but is more general and can be applied to others, oneself, and concepts.
Andrew: did you see that Peter invented a bike that has square wheels with tank treads?
Moss: yeah, it actually goes pretty fast, but you eat a phenomenal dick when you start to slow down.

Andrew: yeah, the whole concept eats phenomenal dick.
by Elsalellan April 11, 2023
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ass eating cannibal

Person 1: dude! I swear my dog is such an ass eating cannibal!
Person 2: what? What's that?
Person 1: ass eating cannibal? Its the skin walkers legal name.
by Mothtofi September 1, 2023
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Ass eating cannibal

Skin walkers but kubz scouts version
“I don’t like calling then skinwalkers but I like calling them ass eating cannibals
by Pigeonmumbojumbo September 1, 2023
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eats your art

An expression to tell someone that their art looks good. Sometimes the artist will jokingly express grief over their art being eaten.
Person A: *eats your art*
Person B: NO! MY ART!!!
by cyrotzai September 2, 2023
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eating a bag of teeth

Used to describe an repulsive, purposeless and ungrateful activity

The idea behind this expression is that eating a bag of teeth would erode both teeth as they have are equally as hard
Damn! Working with this guy is like eating a bag of teeth!
by Rimbault November 27, 2021
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eat shit and die

a term used when someone either loves you dearly or hates you with a burning passion.
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Eat My Shorts

Bart simpson's PG way of saying "Eat My Ass"
"eat my shorts!"
by AugustTheHornyInventor July 24, 2022
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