Dragon Fruit

A god damn fruit that tastes very bland. Yet it is f****** expensive.

Me: Oh look! A dragon fruit for $5! Let’s buy it...

Later

Me: Let’s eat!

Cuts fruit

Never: WHY THE CRAP IS THIS SO EXPENSIVE?? ITS SO BLAND!!!

by The know it all from school June 16, 2018

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wagon dragon

A flight attendant with a bad disposition.

Damn man! I shouted at the trolley dolly to fetch me a coke, but then she turned into a wagon dragon.

by Cockfeathers September 7, 2018

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The Blue Dragon

An all-knowing karate prodigy who has been training for centuries

"The Blue Dragon is destined to have a legendary battle with The Night Monkey"

by Squishy104 November 23, 2019

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A dragon's tail is a kind of whip used for BDSM consisting of a long, stiff handle and a single lash usually made from leather or suede. The lash is a triangular shape with the wide end partially wrapped in a cylindrical shape protruding from the end of the handle. The thin pointed end of the triangle makes contact with the recipient’s skin upon striking.

She whipped me good last night with that new Dragon's Tail she has.

by Damned_Lock March 5, 2020

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Dragon Wings

After you’ve had too much to drink and vomit all over, moving your head from side-to-side, while flapping your arms up and down pretending you’re a Dragon.

(It’s like the puke and rally with added steps.)

Bro’s: Don’t mind Jimmy over there, he’s just doing some Dragon shit, you know just burning some villages and peasants. Look at that form though, perfect Dragon Wings!

Hoe’s: Jimmy fucking threw up all over my new Lilly dress last night! When I talked to him about it today all he asked me was if his Dragon Wing form looked good.

by TY_monster March 22, 2020

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