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Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?
by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015
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""""Dark humor""""

Mainly used by douchebags that spams slurs, posts non safe for work imagery and such on internet places and passes it off as a joke saying its "dark humor"
Person 1: Did you see the new member of the server?
Person 2: Aw hell no, another racist
Person 1: What do you mean he is funny as hell?
Person 2: What part of spamming the n word is funny?
Person 1: you dont get dark humor
Person 2: That shit isnt dark humor, its """""dark humor"""""
by graphical user interface July 15, 2022
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Eternal Darkness

Eternal Darkness is considered one of the greatest albums of all time. Eternal Darkness was made by rapper/singer clout boi sherm. eternal Darkness was drop on 10/1/2021. eternal darkness had 11 song on it. Eternal Darkness was clout boi sherm first album he ever drop. Clout boi sherm says Eternal Darkness is about the story of the cloutdemon. The cloutdemon is a different side of clout boi sherm one that lurk in darkness. The cloutdemon is the king of the eternal Darkness with his army of big titties goth girls. Clout Boi Sherm gave us Classic songs on the Eternal Darkness such as Waifu,what up slatt and yami.He had feature for KDT and Mozart. Clout boi sherm on 12/25/21 drop the deluxe to eternal Darkness. The deluxe had 7 tracks add.Eternal Darkness is a top 5 album of pure musical art.
Eternal darkness on SoundCloud @cloutboi sherm
by Eternal Darkness March 6, 2022
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Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.
“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”
by SalvyZ June 17, 2019
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dark humor

dark humor is basically humor that people will consider taboo, it could be either done the right way or some people would just use it as an excuse to say the most fucked up shit imaginable.
person: hey guess what! *insert the most out of pocket statement here*
another person: dude wtf
person: erm.. ever heard of dark humor?
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dark pattern

dark patterns is a thing made up by decepticons.
it's a dark pattern! We must call optimus!
by WhamBros November 30, 2023
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Dark Season

(Also referred to as “Darker Days” and “Shadow Days”)
A time I’m someone’s life when they are not quite themselves. This will be passively noticed by them and fully noticed by their friends and family.
Causes can include but are not limited to: Depression, anxiety, loss, breakup and identity crisis.
“Hey, I’ve noticed *name* has been acting off the past few months, what’s going on?”
“He’s going through his Dark Season, so he needs some patience and kindness”
by Professor Anderson November 5, 2020
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