by Nuttcasepdx January 02, 2010
This is when there is one female and four males that all have over-sized penises are having "gang banging". The girl must be getting sexual pleasures from the anus, vagina, mouth, and breasts. All four men ejaculate simultaneously and she will be "full from your cream". The Texan part of this term comes from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas" and the "cream filling" comes from your sperm and the other three's sperm "filling her up".
Stacey-"Never try a Texan Cream Filling Kim."
Kim-"Why?"
Stacey-"I tried it, it hurts"
Kim-"Sorry, we can't be friends Stacey, I hate whores."
Kim-"Why?"
Stacey-"I tried it, it hurts"
Kim-"Sorry, we can't be friends Stacey, I hate whores."
by The Sex Position Artist May 27, 2009
by M. Rehmeyer February 13, 2008
A vehicle that resonates annoying, repeatitive music throughout your neighborhood for about an hour. If you're unlucky enough to live near the projects, you even get the honor of listening to the same theme (or a slightly remixed version) resonating while you are trying to take a nap, or god forbid, sleeping after working a graveyard shift, about 3 different times a day.
When I was a kid, we had to walk to the ice cream palor. Now, we get to listen to a loud and annoying theme blare through our windows while we are trying to nap, watch a movie, or have sex, in the comfort of our own homes. THANK YOU MOMS OF AMERICA!
by The Sub June 22, 2005
when a man is receiving oral from his partner and right when he feels he is going to climax he punches his partner in the nose, while simultaneously pulling out and seamenating on the partners face. The blood and cum mixture will give the effect of strawberry cream!
Last night Wendy was suckin me off when i decided to give her a strawberry cream pie so i decked her in the nose right when i busted a nut on her face...it kinda made me hungry.
by T-Bone666 October 26, 2008
by Strawberry Crunch May 01, 2019
Mixture of cum and blood that oozes out of someone’s hole after rough anal sex, which often has a similar texture and color to its namesake. Mostly occurs when taking someone’s anal virginity.
Dude I lost my virginity yestreday and it sucked. That dick left me shitting strawberry ice cream for hours.
by iammemyselfandi August 11, 2021