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Cock Vacuum

An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.
Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.

Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.

Jackson: Amen!
by Chewbaccaontherocks September 4, 2011
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COCK FEEDING

When a male feeds a living being through his penis using semen
"Hey bro I'm hungry"

"Don't worry dude I got you" *Unzips pants*

"Thanks bro that was scrumptious"

"Your welcome that was called COCK FEEDING"
by Creamothy February 6, 2023
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The Cock Calendar

The calendar for people who can't survive No Nut November

Jump Bones January
Four Finger February
Masturbation March

Anal April

Mating May

Jack off June
Juicy July

Asshole August
Sex September
Oral October
Nut November
Dick December
"Liah it's No Nut November :("
"Not according to The Cock Calendar it isn't ;))"
"Cock calendar?"
"A glorious calendar made by @bri_loves_badgers and @_stonecoldcrazy_ on instagram"
by ClinkClinkBitch November 2, 2019
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Nice Cock

Expression best used in an empty Hallway by Guys called Tim
Tim: Nice Cock
Person 2: What are you doing in my House?!?
by REXtheCRY November 22, 2021
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suck a cock

Mostly used by YourRage.

When someone does something outrageous, it would be nearly impossible to do.
YourRage: “If Flight would ever score three points on me, two points on me in a basketball game. I’ll suck a cock.
by YourKnees July 12, 2021
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disco cock

A man who refuses to shave or groom his private area (hairy)
I was with Tom last night & he has a disco cock
by Wine junkie April 30, 2022
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Cock royalty

When a man gets paid a percentage of a woman’s raise after she gets good cock.
Alan received a 10% cock royalty after Cristina got a promotion because of her improved performance after having sex with him.
by Simpatico36 March 14, 2022
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