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Bear carjacking

"Police catch bears braking into cars" BBC Earth. Youtube.com

BBC minidocumentary MI5 intelligence report about "bear carjacking" in America.

This disturbing and escalating phenomena may require opening dialogs with this new diatribe of highly evolved apex preditors who seem to favor the Ford 150
by Modern Women December 22, 2025
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Bear carjacking

"Bear walks into California police station." CBS New York

This disturbing Bear carjacking phenomena, and another example of this new emerging highly evolved apex predator diatribe trying to open a dialog with local law enforcement.

See also

Police catch bears breaking into cars BBC Earth. Youtube.com
Did the Bear walk into the station before or after the Bear carjacking?
by Modern Women December 22, 2025
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Field Cracker

A white person that does their best to please colored people even if it means disowning their own racial identity.
These guilt tripping, leftist woman are just a bunch of field crackers.
by Halopay December 29, 2025
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Flap Your Cracker

To overreacte, to throw a fit, to lose your temper; usually over something small
Also can be flapping your/a/my cracker, flapped your/a /my cracker
Example 1:
Bride: Oh my god! The white of the cake doesn't match the white of my dress! The wedding is totally ruined,we might as well just stop now!...
Groom: Honey, don't flap your cracker...
Example 2:
Guy 1: Where's Sue?
Guy 2: I don't know, she jusk flapped a cracker and took off.
by crazyningatiger42 July 19, 2012
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soak the cracker

A circle jerk where guys try to shoot their cum onto a cracker in the middle of the circle. The last guy to cum eats the cracker.
The guys in the frat made the newbies play soak the cracker.
by Phuki Yu January 14, 2015
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bartonian sizzle cracker

1. (n) a name you give your best friend
2. (n) a name for someone who is very sunburnt or gets burnt very easily
by oldtypingperson June 3, 2017
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