Cunt of misery

An unusually evil, insidious, or vindictive cunt, almost always referring to a female. Someone who engages in tremendously damaging and selfish actions that cause misery to those around her but often result in her own advancement.

My horrible boss is the cunt of misery--she hates everyone who doesn't agree with her bullshit ideas and kiss her ass.

by Total Simon August 12, 2009

cunt on a stick

The term, cunt on a stick is used to describe girls that are so thin, its clinically ill.

The kind of girl you cant even have sex with, as she would snap.

"Hell, that girl is so skinny its more like cunt on a stick"

by The Big Dog D December 24, 2006

cunt apple

Reference to the shape of the shaved female pubic mound, especially when accompanied by large puffy outer lips.

Lisa's cunt apple was clearly defined in that little thong.

by Little Ugly Eddie March 5, 2008

cunt soup

A group of people you despise esp when at a social gathering all milling and mingling. esp pretentious types.

A: Gotta get out of here. It's cunt soup.

by Dr Johnson October 21, 2010

cunt-tastic

another way of saying someone is being a major bitch

well, arent you just fucking cunt-tastic today!

by Phoenix March 27, 2005

cunt honey

The sweet, tangy, secretion from a healthy woman's vagina.

I could take a spoonful of my girl's cunt honey with a cup of tea every morning!

by DieWithH0N0R August 15, 2014

Cunt candle

A person of outstanding idiocy or twatdom, one who stands out from all others as a shining example of what not to be like.

The Right Honourable Bishop of Carlisle, Mark Thatcher (son of, and equally compelling candidate for this category, Margaret Thatcher), and Malcolm Horner (housemate and butt of many of my jokes, hohoho)
"I watched Match of the Day last night"
"Oh yeah?"
"Fuck a duck that Lawrenson is a right cunt candle!"
HRH Elizabeth II to Phillip Duke of Edinburgh

by Peter Cunningham May 18, 2008