Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009

Candy Cunt

The definition of this phrase can be looked on differently, depending on context. The first is probably most obvious of the two simply describes somebody's luscious vagina.

The second, perhaps not as clear and used less often, refers to those who are "up their own ass"; who think they're the dog's bollocks/cat's pyjamas, and are generally disliked for this.

Definition One:

Guy 1 - You see that chick I was chattin' to last night?
Guy 2 - Aw, yeah. She was HOT, dude!
Guy 1 - She has a sweet candy cunt too ;)

Definition Two:

Gal 1 - Oh my Gosh!
Gal 2 - What is it?
Gal 1 - See that bitch over there? She must think she's a real candy cunt!
Gal 2 - Gosh, girls these days..

by The Krowe October 14, 2010

cunt lap

1. when licking one's vagina
2. synonomous with an asshole or jerk
3. mama's boy or coward

"That guy Pablo is a real cunt lap"

by zedsdeadmon April 4, 2006

sanctimonious cunt

Someone (usually female) who sees themselves in a position of superiority and once they have made up their mind (lazily) don't listen to any rational argument, but always have a personally objectifying explanation at the ready for why one is disagreeing or complaining.

Tatiana Estévez of Quora.com is a typical sanctimonious cunt.

by felixh October 9, 2016

swamp cunt

swamp cunt is when a women does not properly cleanse her pussy over a extended period of time usually two or more days thus turning her pussy into a moist,damp,rotten place where no guy or girl would ever care to visit or stay for that matter

bobby... hey tony didnt you date that girl behind the counter over there. tony.. yea i did but not for a long time. bobby.. how come she looks great...tony...bobby her fucking pussy smelt like a fucking wharf. bobby....no shit that bad wow who would of thought that she has swamp cunt thats to bad

by tommy tissue September 9, 2011

Cunt Relish

Cunt relish is when you're eating out a girl with long, bushy pubes, and said pubes become wet and crunchy with vaginal juices, just like relish.

Shave that nasty cunt relish!

by manthonyS December 2, 2010

Closet Cunt

1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.

2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.

1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.

2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.

by mother.goose July 10, 2010