Chode Erupter

The most mind boggling, Brain altering boner that feels like it will pop if left alone.

"when my math teacher bent over in their skinny jeans I got a Chode Erupter"

by Urbestlilman September 27, 2025

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Dubai chode

The act of getting sued for the dumbest thing possible

Freddie and Levi just got Dubai choded for taking a picture

by Blmario October 10, 2025

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Chode-Blaster (n.) – A person so spectacularly terrible at literally everything, from games to basic life skills, that their very presence ruins the vibe for everyone around them.

Synonyms: Loser, Fagatron, Retard, chud.

Chode-Blasting (a.) - to blast some chodes.

Fred: Alex was being such a fagatron at the party last night?

Jessica: Yeah he was being a massive chode-blaster.

by AlexanderChuddington October 15, 2025

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Reverse chode

a penis that is long and thin or spindly; the opposite of a chode

I swear i don’t have a reverse chode!

by Bornelius October 27, 2025

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Chode Smashing

hitting your penis with a hammer using advanced chode maxxing techniques to increase bloodflow to the chode giving it an increase in girth

bro I was chode smashing with a rock and my chode became so thick and bruised

by hackerchodeboy November 5, 2025

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Chuddy chode

A chuddy chode is a nickname for a small joint. References chuds and the perception of them having small dicks, known as chodes, of which the minuscule joint is reminiscent.

“I’m gonna go smoke a chode”
“Anyone want a chuddy?”
“Brian always rolls chuddy chodes”

by TrashBagDumpster November 5, 2025

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