blow my wood

suck my hard d***

yo kay i jus saw yo ex.

maneee blow my wood.

by vae April 14, 2022

Alaskan Snow Blow

cum on a pillow and hit someone with it

I hit him with an Alaskan Snow Blow last night

by Angeal3476 August 7, 2023

Blow up Santa

There’s multiple definitions for this one icl-

It’s an inflatable thing outside your house at Christmas which you pump up

Or we could be referring to the act of actually blowing up fatass with some kind of bomb..

“Man I really wish I could blow Santa”
“WTF WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO BLOW UP SANTA?!?!”
“No I meant give him a blowjob idiot”

by Imverysmart:) September 30, 2023

blow me eyes

Eyes that are so blue that they’re the kind of eyes you want to see when a girl is going down on you.

“Heather is so hot bro.”
“I know, one look into those “blow me eyes” and I almost nut in my pants.”

by swagmoney237 July 26, 2022

Blow job

What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.

I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his erect penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his penis sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.

by A very, very, very, sexy woman May 17, 2010

Blowing mud

When your sitting on the jon and your bitch sucks off your dick for a $20 bag of cocaine

"I need my fix, give me a twenty." *Plop* "You know what you have to do bitch. Start BLOWING MUD HOE!"

by The Yetti May 16, 2006

Jell-o Blow

Powder cocaine (blow) cut with flavored Jell-o drink crystals or other candy-flavored powder.

We need to cut some more Jell-o blow. We're making a killing on New York playgrounds.

by Jaban April 19, 2008