fickle basterd

A man or woman who is fickle in every action within their daily life. They usually have extremely bad eczema with tendencies of lurking around peoples neighbor hoods.

that Paul and Lucy Dimahlo are the biggest fickle basterds i have ever seen.

by Luke Happ March 8, 2008

Smug Bastard

Alchemist#8859
Alchemist#8859

"wow, Alchemist#8859 really is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020

Smug Bastard

Alchemist#8859

Wow, Alchemist#8859 sure is a smug bastard isn't he."

by ah yes the negotiator May 9, 2020

cope you bastard

1) what to yell at a computer screen during those espescially trying times of server rejiggery.

2) none-too-witty-but-nonetheless-very-relevant answer to exponents of the gender factuality thesis

this issue of rijiggery don't impress me much want i want from you is for you to cope you bastard

by silencut March 2, 2009

Magnificent Bastard

Usually a male, of middle to upper class society known to be unsympathetic and condecending by nature. A justified self righteous attitude. An individual most love to hate, but feel strangely drawn toward.
MB's are often but not always recognized for thier taste for and indulge in luxurys such as beautiful women, cars, cigars, jewlery etc.

Golfer:You Magnificent Bastard! You scored a hole in one. Thats amazing!

MB: I know. Too bad you'll never know what it's like.

by Salacious C January 30, 2008

Turkey Basting

the art or action of jacking off a turkey.

"Dude OMG whats your turkey basting lvl?!?!??!?"
"LVL 25 MAN PWNAGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SELLING TURKEY JIZZ 10k EA!!!!!!!"

by billy joe hoe yo mo fo SHO December 21, 2007

Basterdized

Basterdized-
A bastard is a child born out of wedlock, so basterdize would be a mass of children born out of wedlock at once. Therefore,

a giant flaming orgy.

"Dude, I had the best weekend! I basterdized the hell out of all these women!"

by Chuck E. Garfinkel December 1, 2009