Ham

He is handsome, he has a athletic body and he is sporti. He talks in the way he flirts but that's how he speaks.

Ham means unique

by anonymous November 24, 2021

ham hog eating wilda beast

Some one who comes on to you but is absolutely not for you ... usually lacks hygiene and or teeth and social skills.

Here come the ham hog eating wilda beast !

Run Dave run !

by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 8, 2022

Ham slop

A term to describe children, or offspring

This Child was lost in the super market, (walking up to a distraught couple) Is this your Ham slop?

by Swooper166 January 23, 2021

Eastmas Ham

After serving your family and extended family Christmas Ham for dinner, and you betrothe to them Christmas Ham to-go...and then they take it home, throw it in the freezer in its gallon zip-lock baggie, and serve it back to you at Easter Dinner 105 days later completely flaunting social norms and conventions for all sacred meals.

Something about this ham tastes funny...let me go check the kitchen for the bone/trimmings...wheres the rest of it?! (...looks in the trash for them...)...is that a ziplock baggie? Son of a b*itch...I just got served the Eastmas Ham!

by Professor Crabs April 12, 2023

clam between the ham

The view of a woman's vagina between her ass cheeks when she is bent over.

When my wife bent over naked, I could see the clam between the ham.

by NP23 June 10, 2016

Slapped Ham

A red or inflammed pussy, most common after

drawn out & vigorous sex.

Let me know when I can have some more of that slapped ham

by LemonySnickets February 5, 2022

ham

to ham someone

I am going to ham you.

by iammethisisme September 28, 2020