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Jizz Whisperer

A person who spends time poking and smelling other mens' sperm. Usually called Ryan.
"Hey, what's up man?"
"Nothin' much, just sniffing sperm, looking for wrigglers"
"Man, you're such a jizz whisperer."
by ScreenNamesAreForWimps April 21, 2018
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Jizz

When you ejaculate on to a girl's body.
When you put your sausage into her and jizz comes out of your sausage.
by @ilikebigcox November 29, 2021
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Type jizz

A way of saying “type shit” without cursing; a family friendly version of type shit.
Little cousin: yo bro I just got these sick new Jordans!
Older cousin: type jizz.
by sweatyanddisgusting February 14, 2024
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flock of jizz

Cum dripping from the tip of one's penis
That girl liked the flock of jizz from my dick
by Kkkade October 12, 2016
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Jizz

Jizz, originally named "Axel"

Jizz is a guy with absolute no rizz

Jizz is a short guy who always write his name on desks and walls etc.
"Hey, have u seen Jizz?"

"Yeah, I saw him with some guy cosplaying rainbow six siege. Really weird"

"Ah man, don't be such a Jizz"

"I'm not naming my son Axel for sure. I do not want him to end up like a Jizz"
by NotSebb!! March 31, 2023
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Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.
by Basscrack November 13, 2019
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Silly Jizz Em

its a drunk woman trying to say "symbolism"
Her - "He uses a lot of Silly Jizz Em in his rap style"
Him - "Silly Jizz Em? You mean... symbolism?"
by WhatsDerp January 24, 2015
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