by AlsoSteve November 3, 2020
Get the Datingmug. If your born on may 1st means your in luck because being born from may 1st-June 5th is when you find your lucky mate. If your mate was born in that time and so were you, it’s a match made in heaven
by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020
Get the Romantic datesmug. P1; dude me and Liz went on a Squish Date the other night.
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way
P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends
P2; the more you know!
P2; I didn't know you Two were dating
P1; no dude, a squish is someone who you love closely but in a platonic way
P2; oh you mean she's just your best friend?
P1; yep and we go on Squish dates because it's perfectly normal to have female best friends
P2; the more you know!
by Alistair Halloween February 20, 2021
Get the Squish datemug. An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool"
Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool"
Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012
Get the Grad Date Tool (GDT)mug. I swear, this site is full to the brim of these things saying, “THESE HEARING AIDS WILL HAVE ALL THE OLD PEOPLE CLAMORING.” Guess what?! Either their domains are being sold or you get some nasty viruses while their owners are getting more money! Don’t click any of these!
by MrWhomstDVe September 1, 2021
Get the Dating for seniorsmug. Person A: "Dude, she stood me up, yo!"
Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"
Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"
Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."
Person B: "Don't worry, man; you can always date your palm by going on a palm date!"
Person A: "Aw no, that'll be the tenth time this week!"
Person B: "Don"t hurt yourself."
by The Dirtbag November 6, 2013
Get the palm datemug. A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.
Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"
Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"
Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"
Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"
Jack: "Exactly"
Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"
Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"
Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"
Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"
Jack: "Exactly"
Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"
by iceMachine January 20, 2012
Get the Date a Greekmug.