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"Broken Heart" Card

1. Noun
An excuse one uses when entering a new relationship that leads to the one who possesses the card to not trust the unsuspecting potential mate. This excuse is usually due to past heartache.

See lyrics for: "Damaged" by Danity Kane
Matt: Julie doesn't wanna be with me.
Mike: Why?
Matt: 'Cause after whathisface hurt her feelings she's been playing the "Broken Heart" Card.

Pause Heart 

When someone experiances a painful experiance and wishes they could stop feeling. OR They already stopped feeling. This is a very serious case of "Pause Heart".
" Brendan said I could never be good enough, I imediatly went into pause heart"
Pause Heart by StormyH February 4, 2010

Typical heartbreaker 

An ex-lover that you get back with but you know they'll break your heart over and over again..their quality is breaking you..
Typical heartbreaker by Lovetester September 17, 2016

Broken Hearted 

When you feel the urge to poop. walk all the way down the hallway to the restroom. prop your sweet little cheeks on the seat, and nothing happens.
I thought I had to poop, but when I tried I was broken hearted.

wouldn't last a heartbeat 

(adj.) For a potential product to be seen as one with a very short lifespan, low sales and tiny fanbase.
Japanese language playstation games based on animes that are not shown in the USA or Europe wouldn't last a heartbeat there. See Bastard!!

Too Much Heart 

Too much heart is what guys think when they break up with you... It means you were just one of his hoes and an experiment.
Guy 1: " Dude, You had too much heart didn't you?
Guy 2: "Yeah, Fuck her!"
Too Much Heart by Ms. S. Rotach November 23, 2019