wax my shit

Go home after a long day and jerk off until your dick feels waxy

I can't wait to go home and wax my shit

by A_Millz September 8, 2016

My boyfriend

A person who doesnt exsist......... YAY! :(

Me: My boyfriend is really hot!
y/n: But he doesnt even exsist?
Me: Yeah, thats because he is burned by the sun......... HEHEHEH

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

hold my chop cheese

A big insult among New Yorkers saying this to someone can lead to physical altercations resulting in someone getting hurt. Use these words wisely in NYC

Shut up and hold my chop cheese!

by PapiDagraon August 26, 2022

shonkles my gonkles

it basically means: fucks me up (but without the swear)

now that really shonkles my gonkles

by the shonkle mcdonkler March 1, 2024

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

Fu Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

My direct line

25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security

My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022