Manhasset Secondary School

school where the most of budget goes towards the pretzel machine, 90% of the kids are spoiled white kids that you live in fear of that will most likely assault you or beat you up, and kids are born with lacrosse sticks in their hands despite not having common sense.

You're going to Manhasset Secondary School? I feel bad for you.

by armadillodoorbell March 15, 2023

Quartz Hill High School

Welcome to QHHS, otherwise known as the 1960s! Located in the Antelope Valley, if you aren’t white, cisgender, straight, and interested in sports, then good fucking luck. People threaten to shoot up the school constantly. Also everyone acts like they’re better than everyone else, but in reality most kids here are going to live and die in the AV. Did you know the mascot used to be a confederate soldier? And that everything was themed to be extremely racist? You’ll feel incredibly uncomfortable whenever you see paint chip off the murals and find that the confederate flag is under them. Do you like theater? Well you’re gonna have to perform in a cafeteria that violates multiple OSHA codes. Do you like band? Well…have fun with the director. That’s all I’ll say. Do you have a history class? Well you’ll find them in the magical “village” which is only here because they have so many sports fields that they refused to take out in favor of classes, and thus you will have to make a journey comparable to the Oregon Trail just to do badly on a DBQ. Do you like watching people making out? Hope you do, because you’ll see ass-gripping and face-fucking every time you turn a corner. Oh, and the center of the school is the “big gym”. Walking in there will feel like you’re walking into a fucking bullfighting arena, but when you get there all you’ll get is a pep rally in which someone will probably fall over and get made fun of. Also, don’t use the girl’s bathrooms. Just trust me, don’t.

“Have you been to Quartz Hill High School?”
“Oh, the place that used to have conservative flags painted everywhere?”
“Yep!”

by The Ghost of the AV March 16, 2023

Ford middle school

Ford has girls who think they better then everybody because their friends with everyone.
They think their from the hood.
If your a Ford Middle School girl drag the other girl who thinks their that girl.

Ford middle school has annoying “popular 7th grade girls”.

by viceelohasmyheart March 16, 2023

The Lagoon School

Terror, sweat, trauma, pain, blood, tears. This is a catholic all-girls school in Satan's new and improved version of hell called Nigeria. This hell chamber was made to torture innocent, growing girls and it has done exactly that.

Girl 1: Did you graduate from The Lagoon School last year?
Girl 2: Yes o!
Girl 1: No wonder you had such a glow-up. That school is terrible!
Girl 2: Yes o my sister.

by Angrylagoonalumni March 20, 2023

dyer county high school

Dyer county high school is a school of lame bums and racist ratchet people. If you know someone thinking about attending this school warn them, this is the last place they want to be.

“Hey did you hear about James thinking about going to dyer county high school?” “Yeah I did, he’s and idiot”

by deezhugenutz69 March 21, 2023

Ipswich State High School

Do you like men with curly, ugly mullets who constantly look like theyre high out of their mind on ice? Well this is the school for you. Ipswich state high school, often called ippy, is full of walter white wanna be motherfuckers (not even kidding, i overheard someone talking about wanting to fuck their mother once) who cook meth in the school bathrooms. There are lots of bomb threats which isnt even surprising, as this school sucks more ass than any other school ive been too. Every girl has a stick up their ass and i think some literally did have something shoved up their ass (people wore buttplug tails). Anyday in this school is absolute hell and i think you can expect anything to happen. You could probably walk into the school bathroom and see some random ass girl butt booty naked watching sonic mpreg porn while her friends dance around her doing the macarena.

Ipswich State High School student 1: hey, are you a furry?
Ipswich State High School student 2: y-yes meow :3
Ipswich State High School student 1: kill yourself

by killyourself123456789 March 22, 2023

Grayling High School

Full of druggies, can’t use the bathroom ever, stupidest place in the world. Basically a jail. Can’t do much in there. Horrible food.

⭐️

Don’t recommend it. Horrible place

Person 1: Wanna go to Grayling High School?
Person 2: No *Shoots Person One*

by RandomofGHS March 23, 2023