Ohno my balls

When you lose your balls

"Ohno my balls! They're gone!"

by Rat_Chef_200 September 23, 2021

can i put my ballz in yo jaw

'can i put my ballz in yo jaw' is the famous song sung by non other than an ordinary man with a set of pipes from the heavens. It can be used for any situation but beware the power this phrase holds, if used too much then the song will cease to exist and i will personally attack you with my feet :)

girl: my boyfriend isn't putting enough commitment into our relationship
girl 2: tell him how you feel
*the next day*
girl: hey babe, i feel like you aren't putting enough commitment in this relationship, what are you gonna do to change that?
guy: CaN I PuT My bAlLz iN yO JaW?
girl: oh em gee, yes!

by slapmyasslikeadrum September 23, 2021

my ass is soup

My ass is soup mean that you have sweaty ass cheeks

person: my ass is soup??
their parent/friend: I didn't need to know that (name)

by X_x-JJ-x_X September 24, 2021

My

Something that is yours or that is a part of you and/or you know.

It could be a person, thing, animal, etc.

I swear to God Daniel! If you don't give me my chocolate milky back I'm gonna break your Niko Niko kneecaps!!

by hellokityisunderrated September 24, 2021

Change My Balls

To shower, bathe.

Bro, I need to change my balls. I haven’t showered in days!

by AfricanB00tyScratcher September 24, 2021

Can y'all bring my had down

This is a plea from one man to several other guys to pleasure a him when he is erect.

Hey guys, I have been hard for an hour. Can y'all bring my had down?

by HillshireFarms September 25, 2021

Bitches Turn Into My Fans

When a person/persons talks bad about you and strongly dislikes you until something interesting/clout related thing happens to you

Why is she videoing her hoco proposal, she didn't like her before. Funny how bitches turn into my fans

by coolkid2781 September 25, 2021