ass-position

The act of a girl lying on her side or back, giving the male prime access to their ass.

"Carla, turn on your side so I have perfect ass-position while we watch TV ."

by TKDKylea August 26, 2016

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Tile Ass

Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.

Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.

by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020

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One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It

by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025

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ass crack of egypt

Somewhere stupid far.

My friend told me he lives in Peoria and I told him DAMN you live in the ass crack of egypt

by Kkkkkkaaaarrrrrrgggg November 11, 2021

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An Ass-tray is an Avoidable Shit Show That Requires Action Yesterday. Sometimes the words Emergency and Urgent don't quite fit right for things that are urgent to fix now but that we won't see the results of for decades. Ass-tray fits perfectly.
AKA: A tray of ass.

Dude, climate change is such an Ass-tray. Why didn't they just fix it when they found out, rather than pretending it isn't happening?
Jack, these boomers are handing our ass to us on a tray, we need to get them voted out.

by Rumplestiltskino December 9, 2019

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Bitch-Ass

A pussy who will make other people do funny and stupid shit. However, when anyone asks them to do something funny and stupid, they pussy out.

Soren, "I just fought Tiger and he's 20 pounds more then me, so Tiger fight Tyler."
Tiger, "I aint doing that he's twenty pounds more then me."
Anthony, "Tiger, you a bitch-ass."

by Ring-Leader December 3, 2017

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