tessa my homebush

it is a word that allows people to get the Kentucky plug 24/7 courtesy of your mom

tessa my homebush pls.

by gawk231 August 22, 2022

Crank my tap

When you twist a man's penis and it dribbles cum.

"Hey bro wanna crank my tap?"

by TheGuyThatMakesWords June 18, 2025

Yanking my cranberries

When your grandma reaches for the cranberries but misses and grabs your cock and balls

Woah grandma why you yanking my cranberries

by Shalalallala December 1, 2020

Shimmy my Jimmy

When you have to unlock a door using a lockpick

"Damn, the door is locked. Looks like I gotta Shimmy my Jimmy!"

by k0vz December 19, 2023

Will You Be My First?

This question is only asked by virgins, and it's a subtle way to ask "will you have sex with me"

WC: "Babe, will you be my first?"
RO: "Of course."

by Barney Calhoun Clone 3045 January 17, 2023

popped my shoulder

An alternative way to say you took a shit

Yo bro! I just popped my shoulder!

by LocalIris November 11, 2020

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

I Used TO Shoot Veins Out Of My Back Smack

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025