My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

All Up In My Pussy

A Nosy person who thinks you are infatuated with them being "all up on their dick" but you are not !!!!! so they are the one who actually is doing this making the girl accused looking like the guilty one when secretly it is just his desire of wanting her to be infatuated with him 😛

Guy says " Girl why are you all up on my dick?"
Girl comes back at him saying "Nah, Boy why are you all up in my pussy?"

by Bettiex page January 18, 2021

Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn

Said every fucking white girl in America who thinks she's cool, mystique, and spiritual because she knows about obsolete astrology concepts and just told you this because you did some minor stupid shit and Capricorn happens to be your sign. The application may vary depending on the victim's corresponding zodiac sign.

You, a Capricorn: "Hey guys I'll be right back, I gotta clean up some glass from a vase I knocked over."

That one fucking bitch at the party: "Oh my god, you are such a Capricorn"

by ThePopSmoke(whoisdead) January 18, 2021

my bad

When you messed up so terribly and you don't want to do anything about it

"Why did you cheat on me with your sister?" "My bad. Didn't know we were exclusive."

by oooooh weeeeee January 18, 2021

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

grease my bog

Something said to disparage

I’d rather grease my bog than date ...”...”

by Nick smith post January 22, 2021

Eat my dump

And now for the trick you

Eat my dump, foo !

by confused cajun man January 22, 2021