School

A place similar to prison where parents send their kids for six hours a day five days a week.

A hell.

Makes you want to die.

Parent: John Lets Go Your going to be late for school!
John: -Groans- Fine...As long as you pay me 50$ a week 10$ a day.
Parent: B*** Get down here Right F***kin NOW!

by Obama's LINA May 4, 2018

National Skip School Day

December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be funny

ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'

Matt: yea bro I'll be fun

by - An unknown nigga October 31, 2019

Londonderry high school

londonderry New Hampshire’s high school (LHS) is a school that can be the best and the worst as times. They still have not won against Pinkerton Academy and won’t stop trying. We have a great football team with some great players but they sometimes don’t have enough spirit. Our relationship with PA is touchy, we are definitely rivals and the hatred for eachother derives mostly from our football curse. PA kids are cool and so are Londonderry kids. The band from Londonderry is very well known and of course is teased a lot about by the schools. “Band kids think they’re cool” or “All these band kids drive me insane”. I believe that most of the band is actually pretty chill people and just like to enjoy some good music. I do know some however that could become troublesome. I wish that we could be more friends with PA instead of hatred but a good rivalry doesn’t hurt. This one is unhealthy at this point. The teachers are great but %10 cannot teach and the others are amazing. The school itself is no where near as large as Pinkerton and could use an upgrade and some new kids. A lot of kids act like they’re rich following how our society is today and it’s annoying. It’s not all white rich kids however, even though the population is 89% white/Caucasian. The town is actually more middle class and lower class, and the actual rich kids keep to themselves usually (USUALLY). We want to be the best and we want to have a great time in a great country with the great time we have left.

Kayo: Did you go to Mack plaque last night?
Cole: Yea, Todd got beat up by some Pinkerton kids
Kayo: Gotta love Londonderry

Alejandro: I hate Londonderry high school, it’s filled with annoying ass kids and people have no respect for anyone
Chris: We got what we got and we have to work with it. Let’s make LHS better not worse

by Londonderry kid who wants peac November 10, 2018

St. John Paul II High School

Weird high school, sure you may meets some cool friends. However everyone is fake in a way, everyone has a story to tell. Whether it’s there own or someone else’s. The teachers are strange but like the students, some are chills. You’ll find your group here, just watch out for the creeps and weirdos. Yes there are drugs and alcohol here, but isn’t there that in regular high school too. Possible racism and sexism jokes but you move on. If you come here, enjoy your own life with your own people, don’t let anything bring you down.

I went to St. John Paul II High School, four years of hell, but in the end it was worth it… somewhat.

by Bobberdummy September 8, 2021

scappoose high school

A small little dick sucking school that's absolutely shit and a no good for nothing worthless sack of nuts.

"oh scappoose high school? that school sucks dick!"
"oh that's so scappoose school"

by yessumdessumpessum February 7, 2023

School

School is a full time job where you are ordered to wear uniform (your work clothes) and be expected to practice the 9-5 daily routine but instead you have 8.30-3.20.They stop your imagination and the good kids and smart ones are left behind as they are almost always in classes full of idoits.The bad ones get their wanted attention and then get thrown into DEtention, a prison for 'bad' kids.The 'bad' kids are only like this because they are sick and tired of the system.The 'good' kids are sick of it too, and instead of speaking out (like what they want you to do) they just get on with It, as they know they have better things to do after this 'prison' sentence.
Either way, if you are somewhat happy about this system, you have well been played by it.

She has to go to Detention because she hates history .What happened to human rights and freedom of speech???
School is annoying man.

by Defined.Easily April 19, 2018

December 7th school bathroom extravaganza

A day where all college kids go into the bathroom together and exchange private parts in exchange for free A+’s

John: Hey Lily wanna go to the bathroom for December 7th school bathroom extravaganza and exchange of private parts? Lily: Yeah that sounds fun since you’re a sigma alpha male, We should bring all the other students. John: Yes that’s a great idea Lily.

by InvisiB1e December 1, 2023