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The tiger woods 

The act of shoving a golf ball up your ass to attain rectal pleasure while still preparing for the main event. Once the golf ball is inserted, go ahead and give it a mighty push into a sock.. once the golf ball is in the sock.. mercilessly beat your partner with the sock and shit covered golf ball. This feeling of immense pain and intense appalling smell will cause a psychological metamorphosis causing them to experience the greatest feeling of sexual desire possible. This will surely get them in the mood.
Verb; Deloris: I'm too tired tonight

Jimmy: that's it, your getting the tiger woods later

Bad A-Word Gnome 

A short person that calls themself badass, but won't swear. They're also really bad at Transformer video games.
Christopher is such a Bad A-Word Gnome.

i hate the word uwu 

i hate the word uwu and everyone can agree with me.
person 1: Uwu

person 2: I hate you

person 3: i hate the word uwu

for word 

combination of the phrases "for real?" and "word?"
"i got tickets for $15"
"for word?"
for word by deadjake April 21, 2010

chopped woods 

GIRL 1: yo, i had a forest but then i chopped my woods
GIRL 1: you got chopped woods now?!
chopped woods by lilbabiey December 19, 2018
Really? No, seriously. Why on God's green Earth would you look this up?
Words are the whole point of this site. If you looked this up i don't know how you got here unless you're bored. You probably had to scroll down too. If you truly didn't know please never reproduce and consider the following.
Word by Normal Guy 1 September 17, 2018