Urban Dictionary

A way for people to invent definitions, and new words. The butchery of the English language. A way for posers to look up stereotypes and then pose as other people. A way for kids to look up slang and repeat the slang they look up to act cool. A way for people to give different meanings to the words they use, in the hopes that it will catch on and become the norm. A website dedicated to listing people's opinions, and hate. A way for people to believe everything they read. The exact miss use of the word Dictionary.

fake kid: You are a chiv!
kid: What the fuck is a chiv?
fake kid: Someone like you!
kid: What?
fake kid: Haha lol you've never been on urban dictionary. Chiv emo hipster suicidal loser kid!
kid: Why are you talking like that? I don't even know how those go together?
fake kid: This is how I talk. Just deal with it poser wannabe loser!
kid: Wow I guess I need to start looking these made up words on the internet so I know what the fuck he was talking about.

by 246thPointlessDefinition January 3, 2010

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary of words that do not truly exist and if you try to make up a word even if it's really good they won't publish it and if you run a YouTube or twitch you have to suck someone to even be able to get half a word on their site

Urban Dictionary is something to kill your dreams such as being able to make up a word

by ShadowWarrior0_- January 1, 2017

urban tea

The creator of hit dance video "Clubbin Techniques 101" where he teaches dance movements for guys to hit up on girls. The moves include The Fatality, low back pain, severe low back pain , blue 52, ground beef and the missionary.

www.clubbintechniques101.com

Damn!! Did you see urban tea? It was really him tonite at the clubs!

by pete168 March 8, 2010

urban dictioazing

when you actually define a word correctly on urban dictionary

i was going to write something funny but my momy told me i had to urban dictioazing it

by BigSwavy June 10, 2011

urban dictionary

That thing that used to be funny and won't let you publish definitions EVER.

I miss when Urban Dictionary was actually funny.

by Niger Tits November 3, 2015

Urban Dictionaire

somebody who frequents the website urban dictionary, and then insists on using the words/definitions in daily life

Joe: I was looking on urban dictionary for the word of the day man were they good.

Eric: Man your such an Urban Dictionaire

by word destroyer May 24, 2010

Urban Dictionary

1. A place used not just by you but by law enforcement, advertisers, and your mom. It helps everyone keep up on the new code words you used on twitter this week to describe what you did last friday.

And yes, the police are coming for you....run!

2. The reason you failed english class

Example#1

Suspects home was stormed by police due to his self incriminating post about his white lighting a prop with his dirty double d.

Luckily law enforcement knew what that meant and quickly stormed the scene, He is now safely in prison in another mans arms. Happy valentines day

2. Urban dictionary seemed to have played a role in the naming of the new "epic selfie donkey punch coke" brand.

by InvitroCannibal February 24, 2015