Me.
“Hey, you are ugly!”~ Kyle
“ who me ?” ~ me
“ yes, horrifyingly ugly! ”~ Kyle
“Go fuck yourself, Kyle!”~ me
“No, you should go fuck yourself because nobody else will!” ~Kyle
“ That hurts, really, really hurts. I am now bruised by your words.”~ me
“ I am sorry, it’s just been a rough week down in the city. Steve got the promotion to assistant t the regional manger and I guess I feel bummed out. I never meant to take it out on you. Please, oh please I beg of you, forgive me?!”~ Kyle
“ Go suck my left nut! I don’t need this kind of bullshit in my life. You’ve treated me like dirt ever since you got that job a Dunder Muffin. Sucking and eating your boss’s ass like chocolate Frosted cake. I am leaving you and taking Tyler and Donna with me. I already backed our bags. Don’t come looking for us! Goodbye, Kyle.” ~me
“No, please don’t! I am a changed man now! You can’t take my life away just like that. No you can’t! I am a changed man, please don’t leave!”~Kyle
“ It is over Kyle. I no longer need you or the damages you brought to this family.”~ me
“ whatever, so long you ugly, bitch. Oh, I mean dog. And I - oop.”~ Kyle
“ who me ?” ~ me
“ yes, horrifyingly ugly! ”~ Kyle
“Go fuck yourself, Kyle!”~ me
“No, you should go fuck yourself because nobody else will!” ~Kyle
“ That hurts, really, really hurts. I am now bruised by your words.”~ me
“ I am sorry, it’s just been a rough week down in the city. Steve got the promotion to assistant t the regional manger and I guess I feel bummed out. I never meant to take it out on you. Please, oh please I beg of you, forgive me?!”~ Kyle
“ Go suck my left nut! I don’t need this kind of bullshit in my life. You’ve treated me like dirt ever since you got that job a Dunder Muffin. Sucking and eating your boss’s ass like chocolate Frosted cake. I am leaving you and taking Tyler and Donna with me. I already backed our bags. Don’t come looking for us! Goodbye, Kyle.” ~me
“No, please don’t! I am a changed man now! You can’t take my life away just like that. No you can’t! I am a changed man, please don’t leave!”~Kyle
“ It is over Kyle. I no longer need you or the damages you brought to this family.”~ me
“ whatever, so long you ugly, bitch. Oh, I mean dog. And I - oop.”~ Kyle
by Yyvumiminyxdxry June 21, 2019
Get the Uglymug. Ugly is the complete opposite of beautiful or stunning. You use the word ugly to describe someone who is easily unattractive and doesn't look very good.
John: oh my gosh!
Lexi: what?
John: seen how ugly the new girl looks?!
Lexi: I know right wouldn't want to go near her.
John: you're way more beautiful than she'll ever be
Lexi: what?
John: seen how ugly the new girl looks?!
Lexi: I know right wouldn't want to go near her.
John: you're way more beautiful than she'll ever be
by Unknownbixth June 10, 2016
Get the Uglymug. When having sex and shes loud and the neighbors can clearly hear it
Like a coyote in heat
its kinda ugly to the neighbors
You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling
They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited
"Did you hear that last night?"
"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
Like a coyote in heat
its kinda ugly to the neighbors
You can kinda think about it, that your neighbors you dont even know can hear her loud sex howling
They probably wake up the next morning like they heard a coyote during a camping trip in the woods , disturbed / excited
"Did you hear that last night?"
"of course i heard it, i couldnt sleep because of it"
probably what a girl tells her girlfriend the next day , "Went coyote ugly on his dick"
Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night
"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"
She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much
Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
Neighbors , they went coyote ugly last night
"Hey you mind keeping coyote ugly antics down, everyone heard it"
She went coyote ugly on me, oh well i hope the neighbors dont mind too much
Like a pair of coyotes making a loud porno
by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018
Get the Coyote uglymug. 
Human being(usually a women) who looks like shit but still attracts a lot of men for unknown reasons. The term is almost never used to be nice
by Forevercool August 5, 2017
Get the ugly hoemug. 