twinker twat

that twinker twat stays doing the most for the dl football player
by holeymoley69 September 11, 2022
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Twat Plot

A. When you are excited about a television show and your trying to say plot twist and you get tounge tied.

B. A man that goes on the prowl at a place that is well known for women being freely sexual.

C. A female that gives twat very easy.

D. someone who is acting stupid
Guys I'm headed to the twat plot and let my game lose.
by plottwist101 April 15, 2019
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twat fuckery

Something you say when a twat is talking shit.
Guy 1: "Donald Trump would be an awesome president!"
Guy 2: "What kind of twat fuckery are you talking about!?"
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Twat Stopper

An alternate way to say ' tampon', meant to be intentionally offensive to uptight people or amusing to the dirty minded.
My girl is on her period, I got sent to get her some twat stoppers.
by SevenEvils April 19, 2015
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twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.
When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"
by dooferdog March 21, 2017
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twat plaster

Does exactly what it says on the tin.

A plaster for bleeding twats.

ie. A tampon, or sanitary towel.
For fuck's sakes Shane, you really are a complete twat plaster.
by Ti September 03, 2004
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Elephant Twat

A person who’s obnoxious and stupidity level is the size of an elephant.
Kyle kept saying he was right when he wasn’t and when I proceeded to explain he started being an elephant twat.
by LouisianaOutlaw November 27, 2022
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