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Twat

The past tense of 'tweet'.

The third-person singular simple present indicative form of tweet is 'twats'.

The present participle of tweet is 'twating'.

The past participle of tweet is 'twated'.
"I felt presidential when I twat at 3am".
by ClickyKnees February 22, 2019
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Twat squat

I got him with the twat squat he never saw it coming.

She hit them with a quick zipper and a twat squat for the after action cam.
by Assclap90k November 17, 2023
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Twat

Noun- Female genitalia

Adjective- An insult, mainly meaning that the person being called by it is dishonourable, strongly dislikable and/or overall awful
Verb- To hit with force

Proper Noun- (Twatt). A village in the Orkney islands, off the north coast of Scotland, north west of the largest city of Kirkwall
Adjective-“Adam is such a twat”
Verb-“Blake has made me so angry, I swear I’m gonna twat him”
Proper noun-“I went to Orkney, all the signs leading to Twatt were missing
Noun-“Charlotte has a great twat”
by English bloke May 23, 2023
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Twat Swatter

1. A guy who refrains from doing masculine activities.
2. Member of a group of male friends who chooses to hang out with a girl rather than the guys.
Hey man do you want to come to the Lake with us this weekend?" "No, I am going to stay home with Jackie and do arts and crafts." "So is Ethan coming with us to the lake?" "No, he is being a Twat Swatter.
by little jimmy dickens April 29, 2011
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Rich twat

This is when a man or woman has so much money that it loses its value and they have no need for it. They also choose to flex upon all their company but they are usually very kind to the people around them and will ordinarily be charitable with their money.
Bill: hey you how Theo is such a rich twat.
Alex: yeah but he is very nice with it
by Xxx.ultimatebigdickmcgee.xxX December 4, 2019
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Titty twat

A “titty twat” is formed when one pushes two breasts together and forms another location to insert a penis.
It was that time of the month and so i used her titty twat to take care of business.
by VETthoughts February 16, 2021
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Twat

A hybrid office worker that opts to work from home on Mondays and Fridays;

‘Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays’
‘Is John in the office today?’

No mate, he’s a TWAT’
by hybrid-twat August 22, 2025
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