Flacko Turtle 

A rapper that a firefighter needs to put out the fire how fire his songs are.

You need to call a Fire department on Flacko Turtle.

Flacko Turtle by Flacko Turtle January 4, 2021

yurdleing the turtle 

when a group of men stack onto eachother while buttfucking

dont hurt yourself yurdleing the turtle

yurdleing the turtle by mr.hugepenis May 10, 2011

Galapagos Turtle

A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner. The best and rarest Galapagos Turtle has the turtle head still attached to the anus of your unconscious partner.

I woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking Galapagos Turtle coming out of this chick's ass. Wow this thing stunk like a New York garbage barge but she was one hot piece of ass!

Galapagos Turtle by Galapagos Bill March 8, 2007

salty awkward turtle 

a delicious and nutritious, yet extremely awkward snack, created by shaniqua and bonfufu.

consisting of: awkward chocolate, awkward caramel, awkward nuts, and to top it all off, AWKWARD SALT,the king of awkwardness.

Shaniqua: "man, did you taste that salty awkward turtle?"
Bonfufu: "Nah, I was too busy workin' that pole."

salty awkward turtle by Bonfufu&Shaniqua INC. December 30, 2008

Three-eyed turtle 

Oral, vaginal, or anal intercourse where only the tip of the penis penetrates the female.

Her: "What the fuck are you doing down there?! Fuck me already!"
Him: "It's called the three-eyed turtle and I won't fuck you until you beg for it."

Three-eyed turtle by Picklebottom August 16, 2014

leaky turtle 

The act of self urination in mass public. With not one regret of the self humiliation.

Ex: dude im going for it,the leaky turtle.
( D- stands up, in the middle of class: and beings self urination. Igs- wow dollie D's like totally the man, he just pulled a leaky turle and sat back down. I cant believe he would jingaling jingaling a wang chung like that. deo )

leaky turtle by Dleahy February 11, 2008

texas turtle head 

When you have a turtle head poking out and a guy sticks his dick on the turtle head and keeps shoving it in and out

She was so nasty she wanted me to do a Texas turtle head with her

texas turtle head by im dat guy... April 12, 2015