Turtle turd

When one has to have a bowel movement so bad that the head of the turd starts to come out. The owner may be able to suck it back in for awhile longer, but if a restroom isn't found, the turtle turd will rear it's ugly head again.

A Turtle Turd can be compared to when a turtle pushes its head out of its shell, only to find danger on the outside world and quickly pulls its head back in its shell.

by Jeff Antonio May 4, 2014

Turd Monger

Triggen Alcastor

Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies

by He who is righteous April 2, 2004

turd burglar

One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.

Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...

by The Wise Bookaka November 10, 2006

turd-burglar

one who unclogs toilets

My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.

by Steff April 27, 2004

Turd Furgeson

The act of talking a dump while performing sodomy

JP: "I am a master of the TURD FURGESON! YAY"
Meng Huo:"estie man that TURD FURGESON you gave me last night was awesome Tabanak!"

by Meng September 4, 2004

Turd-Burglar

One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.

Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!

by SupamanS March 2, 2009

Squirrel Turds

Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.

Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?

by Wuffageeter May 25, 2007