Turd Symphony

A piece of classical music composed by someone while sitting on the toilet.

I'm constipated. I think I'll compose my turd symphony while I'm sitting here. Luckily I keep my piano in the bathroom.

by Crazee GaGa July 21, 2011

Turd Monger

Triggen Alcastor

Wow, some real turd mongers play Star Wars Galaxies

by He who is righteous April 02, 2004

turd burglar

One who pulls bad jokes from there brain and tells them.

Dude, Ed's a turd burglar, don't laugh...

by The Wise Bookaka November 10, 2006

turd-burglar

one who unclogs toilets

My dad was the turd-burglar after i went to the bathroom.

by Steff April 27, 2004

Turd Furgeson

The act of talking a dump while performing sodomy

JP: "I am a master of the TURD FURGESON! YAY"
Meng Huo:"estie man that TURD FURGESON you gave me last night was awesome Tabanak!"

by Meng September 04, 2004

Turd-Burglar

One who steals turds. Has also been known to be used more commonly as a term to describe people with poor taste, and that one friend who always seems to "cock-block" you.

Man: "Why the hell did you but in, you've gone and scared her away now, man you're a Turd-Burglar!!

by SupamanS March 03, 2009

Squirrel Turds

Chocolate covered peanuts. Consumed by the metric ton in movie theaters world-wide. Excellent when mixed with Pelican poo pellets and stirred into a Trashcan of Orvilles. Great Grindage for the Munchies when you're Chinese-Eyed. Not to be confused with Gerbil Turds, although they are easily interchangable.

Yo, Dude! Gimme two dollars! I gotta go drain the main vein an' getta box of Squirrel Turds from the snack shack, you wan' anything?

by Wuffageeter May 10, 2007