heard of cows

A group of three or more Holsteins dat you wanna know if I've ever been verbally told about.

You: I saw a herd of cows today.
Me: You saw a what?!
You: HERD --- herd of cows.
Me: Of COURSE I've heard of cows --- I wasn't born in a cave or backwoods cabin, y'know!

by QuacksO February 17, 2020

Fertile Cows

When something isn’t very funny and you don’t know what to say, just say fertile cows to ease any tension and to break any silence.

(A friend is showing you a boring video and is laughing)

You: “Fertile Cows” (laugh softly)

by FarmerDale June 11, 2021

CoW

Acronym for cranky old woman; over-bearing older woman who has limited emotional and physical flexibility

Yeh, I saw her last week and man what a CoW, I need to stick to younger women.

by augustjj811 August 2, 2015

Smelly Cow

A smelly cow is like a annoying or dumb person specifically people with high egos, “fidgeters” and alt girls

“Hey your such a smelly cow because you have pink hair!”

by Farik Hanson April 2, 2021

cow

Your mom

you mom is built like a cow

by sadsanta August 9, 2020

slut cow

A term to describe a woman who tried to steal your man but everyone has been with this women and to be a slut cow you must be bigger than a cow but think your as small as a corn stalk

Look at Tracy she is slut cowing again

by LovemeSteaveen January 22, 2017

Cow Slapping

When a cow knocks your grandma to the ground and pulls out it's cock and begins raping them in front of you, mooing very loudly. The cow then inhales helium and flies away.

Yo, Jared my grandma got a CRAZY cow slapping this morning.

by Slimey Zebra September 5, 2025