Road Moses

When you're the second car behind a slow driver who turns or changes lanes allowing you to lead the drivers behind you to or beyond the speed limit

Car 1 turns into other lane.

"Thank god now i can lead my people to proper speed as Road Moses "

by Disgruntled man March 21, 2016

Road Tickle

Manually stimulating your girlfriend as she is driving. For guys it's "road head" and so for females it's "road tickle".

George : Hey guess what happened last night ?
Henry: What ?
George: My girlfriend and I were driving to the movies last night and we almost got into an accident because I was giving her a little road tickle.

by lcp1 May 13, 2011

all roads lead to rome

an idiom for "No matter what path or way you do something, the outcome/ending will always be the same"
Sometimes used to harass happy couples

Guy 1: I love my beautiful girlfriend she's so kind and sweet to me
Guy 2: All roads lead to Rome
Guy 1: Fuck off

by skinslicer27 October 7, 2025

rural road

a road that usually is used for to connect people to cities or towns but if its straight and flat, then its a raceway

down on that rural road out of town, it connects so many people to this town but on that very straight section, this rural road is now a speedway

by tycoonfan November 29, 2024

Road Hugger

A male hitch hiker that gives hand jobs in exchange for a ride.

I was going to pick up that road hugger but I already got it in this morning.

by roadhugger September 8, 2015

THE UNITED ROAD

A YOUTUBE CHANNEL ABOUT THE ENGLISH FOOTBALL CLUB MANCHESTER UNITED.RAN BY A PERSON NAMED ANSHUMAN. HE DOES A WATCHALONG FOR EVERY MANCHESTER UNITED GAME. ALSO HE SOMETIMES HAS EXTREMLY BAD FOOTBALL OPINIONS.

THE UNITED ROAD IS AN IDIOT

by POTATOBOY251 November 5, 2022

road blocks

when there is a lot of big fat poopy men that are blocking the way to your shmexy "egirl" waifu on roblox, blocking some item, spawnpoint in obby, etc. this is very common on these server due to lack of moderation.

I was trying to reach the door but there was an road blocks. sadgemeal

by butterybill January 3, 2025