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ghost turkey

When it's Thanksgiving night, and the room is dark, and a gentleman offers a woman a bite of turkey leg, but when she opens her mouth he instead presents his genitals.
Happy Black Friday! By the way, last night, I gave the lady a ghost turkey.
by Francis L August 13, 2017
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Ghost packet

Food packaging that appears to be full. once grabbed it is revealed to the very dissapointed grabber that it is actually empty and merely adopting the shape of a full packet.

Commonly occurs with chip packets and cereal boxes.
1. We could not make nachos because Jermaine didn't buy any chips. He said he saw a whole packet in the pantry but it turned out to be a ghost packet.

2. Andrew: Hey man, can i have a chip?
Matt: sure man, have the rest...
A: Oi! This is a freakin' ghost packet!
M: haha yeah, now throw it in the bin you touched it last
A: Why i oughta...!
by allkindsofsickaye March 21, 2009
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ghost arming

when you lie on your arm until it goes numb and then masturbate so it feels like your being wanked off by someone else
that bird is so fit i am going to ghost arm to her when i get home.

i am sick of not having a girlfriend my arms gone blue from so much ghost arming.
by frogpubes October 5, 2013
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Ghost order

When you go to order take out, and you pretend that you’re ordering for yourself and others. But really, it’s all for you.
“Dude, I just did a ghost order”

Can I get an enchilada combo- for my wife, and I’ll get the chili con carne, and just the nachos
For my kids”. That’s all!
by Fecal-detective.1952 March 2, 2021
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ghost know

1) to be seen by a person but have never spoken to them or heard them speak.

2) Occasionally referred to as "the kid u see in the hallway at school"

3) No interaction what so ever but have heard their name said to u by another in hopes that u know him/her
Anthony: "Hey, I saw your brother the other day in school. I saw him in a picture with you and i noticed him."

Jen: "Did you talk to him?"

Anthony: "No, we are in a 'ghost know' relationship"
by Pizzataco1013 April 15, 2011
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ghost grind

Ghost grind: the act of performing a dance of grinding sexual nature behind an unsuspecting person at the bar. Preferred ghost grinding music includes Ginuwine's "Pony," or Usher's "You Got It Bad." Or Usher's "Love in This Club."

Really anything by Usher is acceptable.
Dude. I've had about 13 cocktails and it's time to ghost grind on some dudes in here.
by meesh2011 November 10, 2011
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Ghost Nap

When you sit in the back of class and sleep with a hoodie on, obscuring your identity from attentive teachers and peers
Mary: Who's that sleeping back there?
Bill: That's just Richard taking a ghost nap after pulling an all-nighter
by NightdesertHawkManguy October 1, 2014
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