Mike Ziegler

(Adj). Really really really weird, but also filling and sexually gratifying

I'm having a bad night so we are going to start with 2015 Dog Fish Head 120 Minute and see how Mike Ziegler this night gets

by Brian and Eli forevs August 13, 2018

Mustache Mike

A badass security guard who has a badass nickname. This nickname has no other connotations other than BADASS...AND BALD!!!

Mustache Mike is out on patrol, I hope nobody gets in his way.

by Dan the man1986 November 24, 2020

Tornado faster than Mike

Tornado is most definitely faster than Mike. No doubt about it! Mike cannot outrun it. Mike will be sucked up, and wacked!

Mike : “ To fast for youuuuu”
Me: “ But not too fast for the tornado😂”
Urban dictionary: That’s because tornado faster than Mike!

by Looyurr August 9, 2023

Mike McRae

Mr. Jobs.

Awesome mechanic, kisser, cook and trivia whiz.

Mike McRae saved my ass today when i broke a pencil off inside a cylinder.

by Mrs. Jobs February 4, 2010

Mikes Bermuda triangle

3 buddys jerking eachother with their right hand, and fingering eachothers ass with their left hand.

The operator found himself in a mikes bermuda triangle.

by Metal bender 69 November 7, 2023

Mike Ferguson

An angry chef who despises phones and people who cook differently

Quit being a Mike Ferguson and get the right ingredients

by Nigel JD February 7, 2022

Last Minute Mike

When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.

We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!

by Ronnie Durbitz January 6, 2022