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Moon Gooning

Moon gooning is a sub-activity similar to Gooning involving Native Americans, spiritual experiences and copious amounts of illicit substances such as peyote. The moon goon session takes place usually at night and far away from society as the noise and light pollution can interfere with the experience. The exact location is irrelevant, however it needs to take place where man feels connected to nature. Usually several people will moon goon together, which can include but not limited to: Friends, certified religious practitioners from any faith, Native Americans, and even random strangers who agree to join in on moon gooning. The event itself can be done for however long is necessary for each member to become entranced by the sexual beauty derived by gooning while directly connected to nature. The use of substances such as marijuana and peyote are commonly used while moon gooning to create an even stronger sensation. It is advised to have at least one sober member to ensure the moon goon session is kept safe and does not endanger the lives of the other members, this trip sitter is commonly the religious practitioner accompanying the moon goon squad. Many activities can take place while moon gooning such as: star gazing, cross dressing, meditation, hunting wildlife (when in legal season), hiking, glazing and many more. Moon gooning can take place in any part of the world with as much or as little shelter as desired. The concept originally made by The Goons and Yumi.
“Hey dude, you wanna come out to the forest with us this weekend? We got John Bridgewater and we’re Moon Gooning and taking peyote.”
“Bro, I spent my entire weekend moon gooning while hunting elk. Shit was wild.”
by Mr. Balles November 14, 2023
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Sleepy Joe said "Son don't tell me to not buy ice cream so Respect the fish during the full moon or suffer the full moon or suffer the consequences" because the ice cream truck was arriving and Sleepy didn't care what the conservative boy said
by Honky donkey22 October 31, 2023
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medium tinned moon slice

a phrase used to wind some one up to make them feel that they have missed out on something
that medium tinned moon slice was so good

i couldnt of imagine how good medium tinned moon slice was going to be
by sik'ed December 7, 2010
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Bad Moon

When you go to moon someone and there is shit on your ass
OH NO was mooning someone and it turned into a Bad Moon
by Mahbobeh May 27, 2023
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Lunner moon experiment

An experimental intermittent fast, widely know as the best way to get healthy and lose weight. As talked about by joe Rogan and very many well respected health experts.
I’ve started the new diet, the lunner moon experiment.
by Svenrogan January 31, 2022
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Moon Ring

The remaining foreskin after a circumcised penis is cut.
The mother decided to save the “moon ring” from her two sons, to make a matching pair of ear rings.
by 1034’s Finest December 13, 2025
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Moon Gooning

(Verb) - The act of howling at a full moon while gooning, transforming yourself into a werewolf.
Hey dude you looked bored; wanna come Moon Gooning with us tonight?
by Juanto Fries March 26, 2024
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