Dutch

A guy that has a plan to farm Mangoes in Tahiti.

Arthur: I dont know about this Dutch-
Dutch: Have some goddamn Faith!

by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023

Dutch Oven

Something that women named Annelise really enjoy for some reason. This process include farting under a blanket.

Annelise can't get a boner unless she gets unless I give her a Dutch Oven these days.

by FartMomma June 6, 2023

Dutch Victory

See also: “Dutch Surrender”

A scenario where the outcome of a contest is clearly unknown, but the individual involved (typically a Dutchman) is distracted by an innocuous task and exits abruptly without warning, but later claims victory.

Possible Historical origin- Battle of Gasselterboerveenschemond, where the Dutch infantry fled during a Wallonian military advance in order to “Head home to oil their windmills.” Yet later claiming victory in the history books.

I’ll take $200 Guilder for passing go and now I must leave to put new lacquer on my shoes.

But we’re in the middle of Monopoly.

I still win, I have the most hotels.

Typical Dutch Victory…..

by DoubleDutchman December 15, 2021

Double Dutch Fiddle

When you and a bro hold hands, with the intent to use those hands to finger a girl/boy.

Emmet: Remember when Tony and I held hands and fingered that chic?
Phil: Yeah. You gave her the ol’ Double Dutch Fiddle

by GirthyMagic January 22, 2019

dutch fork middle

A School everybody hates! basically A HELL HOLE!!

I hate Dutch fork middle school so much

by unkownhuman5667 November 20, 2023

Dutch hotbox

When you fart when driving a vehicle with passengers and pre-emptively lock the windows and doors forcing your passengers/victims to choke on your fart.

Have my girl and her friend a lift home from training and I totally Dutch hotboxed them after my double protein shake.

by Stoned dog guy April 2, 2019

Dutch Force

The best Dutch warclan.

OMG, who won DWC? Dutch Force ofcourse!

by _Dutch_ February 12, 2018