cunt-guy

A guy who is quite simply, a cunt

Jimmy: that guy over there is a cunt

Robert: mate, mate, lets save time, lets call him a cunt-guy from this day forth rather than the guy who is a cunt

by Willis McGee July 19, 2006

cunt flake

dried cunt scabs that have loosened from their original home, creating flakey residue. often found in ladies panties.

not to be confused with frosted flakes, which is a delicious cereal.

tina put some underwear on, you're dropping cunt flakes all over my new carpet!

by stephen cummings January 19, 2006

cunt lap

1. when licking one's vagina
2. synonomous with an asshole or jerk
3. mama's boy or coward

"That guy Pablo is a real cunt lap"

by zedsdeadmon April 4, 2006

Candy Cunt

The definition of this phrase can be looked on differently, depending on context. The first is probably most obvious of the two simply describes somebody's luscious vagina.

The second, perhaps not as clear and used less often, refers to those who are "up their own ass"; who think they're the dog's bollocks/cat's pyjamas, and are generally disliked for this.

Definition One:

Guy 1 - You see that chick I was chattin' to last night?
Guy 2 - Aw, yeah. She was HOT, dude!
Guy 1 - She has a sweet candy cunt too ;)

Definition Two:

Gal 1 - Oh my Gosh!
Gal 2 - What is it?
Gal 1 - See that bitch over there? She must think she's a real candy cunt!
Gal 2 - Gosh, girls these days..

by The Krowe October 14, 2010

Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.

I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.

by Nick427 October 11, 2009

CUNT WHIPPED

This is the worst case of pussy whip, along with all the consequences of being pussy whipped, often times the subject will be forced to abandon there phone while in her presence, change their speech and even behavior. Sadly most cases of cunt whip often go untreated, and many times the subject may not even realize they are cunt whipped. There is no known cure to cunt whip, because most subjects no longer have the balls to do anything about it.

He is so cunt whipped he cant even answer his phone after 4pm.

by 6969shithead6969 January 15, 2010

sanctimonious cunt

Someone (usually female) who sees themselves in a position of superiority and once they have made up their mind (lazily) don't listen to any rational argument, but always have a personally objectifying explanation at the ready for why one is disagreeing or complaining.

Tatiana Estévez of Quora.com is a typical sanctimonious cunt.

by felixh October 9, 2016