Nose salmon

Boogers with streaks of blood

Man roger, the nose salmon have really been running since we did all that blow.

by Buddhistboy November 16, 2023

Nose salmon

Snot or blood that travels UP your nasal passage.

Me: Dude I don’t mind having a headcold but this full on migration of nose salmon every time I sniffle is killing me.

Dude: regular nose salmon or Sockeye nose salmon? Cause last week I had a nosebleed and those sockeye Nose salmon were running hard!

by Buddhistboy April 02, 2022

Two-nose

A person that knows it all.

Someone that is nosy as hell and is always in everyone's business.

A white person

Damn, theres alot of 2nose out today.

That 2nose is on one

Whats sniffin, two-nose?

by Neechybaybee December 27, 2021

Florida nosing

Taking a life threatening amount of cocaine at one time.

I was at a party once, where I saw Jesus Florida nosing it off a urinal.

by Snuffy77 February 09, 2018

carbon nose

The really ugly face you make when you drink a soft drink and exhale a carbonated belch through the nose searing the quardland hairs.

After the refreshing root-beer it led to a bad case of carbon nose

by ThatOneGuyInTheStreet October 22, 2012

Russian nose ring

Cumming in someones mouth the same time you make them laugh so cum shoots out their nose

Becky was pleasing me and i told a joke as i came and she got a Russian nose ring

by GeneralAirlo June 20, 2023

Nose Bald

The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.

Dude I’m totally nose bald right now, better get back in my tractor…

by 25lilh October 18, 2022