beat around the bush

beat around the bush means to jack off.
When I wake up, I usually beat around the bush!
by USAF Cadet August 10, 2021
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bruh type beat

Bruh type beat is when a dumb question is asked and you dont know what to say.
by HellomynameisBRUH October 11, 2019
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beat 'n' defeated

a redundant phrase, since each word can mean the same thing. however, due to its rhyming scheme, it seems to be a more definitive way of saying someone or something lost.
beat-you lost the tennis match 6-4, 6-4, 6-3 to a very good opponent.

defeated-you lost your previous match 6-3, 6-2, 6-2 to an average player.

beat and defeated-your kid brother won a match against you 6-0, 6-0, 6-0 even though he had spent the last week sick in bed with the flu and he wasn't wearing his glasses. this, my friends, means you were beat 'n' defeated. soundly.
by earpuller October 21, 2007
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Alabama Beat Down

When a girl receives her period and has a bowel movement as you are engaging in anal penetration.
My dick smells because she hit me with that Alabama Beat Down, cuz
by TT Bear May 03, 2017
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Friendly Beat Down

When a group of friends turn on one or more of their own and just beat them the fuck up. The resulting injuries should not require a ride to the Emergency Room, but should require a good amount of bandages, cottonballs, Neosporin along with an ice pack or two.These beatings should be fun for both sides of the beat down. Ideally both parties should be laughing hysterically during this insane display of friendship, Nitrous oxide is optional but extremely helpful.
Person 1 - "Holy shit dude!! You look like you just got beat the fuck up!!"

Person 2 - "Yea!! I just experienced a Friendly Beat Down!! Friends are great aren't they?"

Person 1 - "Motherfucker, you must be on crack!!"
by Jachzehn June 17, 2009
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hide-and-go-beat

The act of masturbating while playing hide-and-go-seek.
The aim being to finish and clean up before you are caught.
Guy #1: 3...2..1...Ready or not, here I come!

Guy #2: *plays hide-and-go-beat*
by OrsonHunter September 13, 2010
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beating around the bush

"If i were you, i wouldnt have sex with her. You'd be beating around the bush."

"Why man?"

"'Cause she doesnt shave it!"
by Kyle, Travis January 14, 2006
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