A guy in avon who doesnt want to be fuckin here. smokin by the pond all day everyday. liquor in the water bottle. Like the other person said a beer in one hand a slut in the other and a blunt in his mouth and one more behind his ear. HIGH AS HELL
by .....K.P........high as a mouthfucka April 20, 2005
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Get the Old Town Road mug.When you tell someone to old your gold, you talking about serious buisness here. You putting your honor in the hands of that person. Usually, it was used when someone got in a fight and needed to take off his rings or jewlery.
I know that i'm not going to live more than a week, so i want you to old my gold for the rest of your life.
by leehatesyou February 5, 2010
Get the Old My Gold mug.An advertisement method using confusion, via misspellings, names that sound alike and such to scam you into buying fake brands and etc., the sort of things old people fall for; also very incorrect in information and pictures; free downloads always mean viruses.
Such old people ads include:
*Play Call of Duty: Modern War 2*
*Play Pack-Man*
*Play MarioKort*
*Shameze* (Sham of Sham Wow)
Dude, dont click it, its such an old people ad
*Play Call of Duty: Modern War 2*
*Play Pack-Man*
*Play MarioKort*
*Shameze* (Sham of Sham Wow)
Dude, dont click it, its such an old people ad
by ihate_ads September 24, 2010
Get the old people ads mug.When an elderly man is going to the bathroom, he has an anal relapse where his large intestine hangs down into the bowl; touching his testicals, which forms the layover. The intestine can form a cheese-like bacteria if submerged in the toilet. The Intestine is stuck, hanging out, and needs to me manually pushed back in.
by HamonGand2 May 11, 2009
Get the Old man's layover mug.To receive a handjob, in old skool style; that is, either in tophand, in a ridiculous setting, or just by being a Handyman overall.
"Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?"
"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."
"Nice...."
"Oh, I ended up getting an old skool handy...tophand style."
"Nice...."
by Ryan Perkins January 16, 2008
Get the Old Skool Handy mug.Oh, he's just an elder man who sometimes pops up in my definitions. For example, he appeared in my definition for smard. Mr. Wordington out!
Old Man Ulysses: You whippersnappers ought to remember that you must stay away from burn book styled definitions and sexual phrases, y'hear!
by Mr. Wordington the Tenth October 31, 2018
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