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I'm a simp 

Well congrats on simping on a 16 year old.
Brooo i'm a simp\

GIT AWAY STRANGER DANGER.
I'm a simp by BottomDop April 13, 2022

The M.Knight Shyamalan 

After an extended period of intercourse a partner could pull an M.Knight Shyamalan on their partner. Whereas right before they finish their partner they insert a broomstick up their parters anus.
I was at that party last night and I think a girl pulled “The M.Knight Shyamalan” on me, I’m so sore.

I’m a sarcastic cuck 

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...
Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”
I’m a sarcastic cuck by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

I’m with stupid 

Static x second most popular song behind Wisconsin death trip and push it on the album Wisconsin death trip
Heeeeeessssss aaaaa looossserrrr shhhheee saiiiiiddd (I’m with stupid intro)
I’m with stupid by Nascarfan2007 January 13, 2023

I’m Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shirt

Too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan

Too sexy for Milan
New York, and Japan
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk
I’m Too Sexy for my car

Too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat

What do you think about that?

'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk, yeah
I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
Too sexy for my
'Cause I'm a model, you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah, on the catwalk

On the catwalk

Yeah, I shake my little tush on the catwalk

Too sexy for my cat

Too sexy for my cat
Poor pussy

Poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for my love

Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

And I'm too sexy for this song
I’m Too Sexy by Death Menace June 21, 2023

I'm going slightly mad 

Amazing song from Queen. Was made in 1991, the year Freddie Mercury died
Person 1: Yo have you heard of the song I'm going slightly mad?

Person 2: Yea, it's my fav song!