electric jizz

wanking someone off whilst they have a seizure or whilst being electrocuted

hey i heard milo T got given an electric jizz

by porge cutternut June 25, 2024

LeBron Jizz

When one is fingering their own butthole and begins to think of LeBron James (or Bronny James). Usually leads to self impregnation. Common among most Ojibwa Native Americans. Zaya Wade is sexy!

Did you hear about the Lebron Jizz fortnite event? Mr Beast was in attendance.

by anonymous May 26, 2023

Jizz Serpent

A luscious lady that looks for men to make them jizz.

Jesse’s momma, the jizz serpent, is on the prowl tonight looking for males to suck dry!

by PeteyPaplo March 01, 2023

Jizz Mullet

Referring to a type of manscaping in which the balls are tightly trimmed but the butthole hair is long. Business on the balls and party on the butt.

When I went back to Ziggy’s house for some booty he bent over and showed me his jizz mullet.

by Silky mane July 02, 2020

Jizz bomber

Somebody who nuts a week’s worth of cum inside a balloon, ties it up, and drops it on top of somebody passing by, covering them in your kids

Man 1: Ah Jeez! Who dropped all this jizz on me?
Man 2: It must’ve been that guy way up there! fucking Jizz bomber!

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 03, 2024

The Jizz

A way to say something is cool, good, happening. The Jizz's density will be increased for how awesome the thing being spoken about is, The Thick Jizz, The Thickest Jizz and so on.

Bro have you seen the new Alex Jones show with Ye?

Oh yeah man, that is the jizz, gonna make one of his comments my new ringtone

by ROTERFUCHS44 December 04, 2022

A Jizz

1 Jizz = 5 milliliters.
Jizz is a volume that can be converted to other volumes. 1 jizz is the average amount jizz you ejaculate each time.

“How much vanilla do you need?”
“1 A jizz”

by Maidress June 04, 2021