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Jacob

Jacob is a guy who cant drive and will probably crash his car a month after his driving test. He is hugely charismatic and handsome and is the sorta guy to never cheat on his GF. That wont stop him from trying to get with his best friends ex's though...
"Have you seen how sexy Jacob is today? I wish my bf was like him"
by nigori January 31, 2024
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jacob hit

the weakest/pussiest hit of all time in rocket league😎
guy: yo jacob hit the ball
jacob: *hits the ball and goes nowhere*
guy: bro ur cheeks that was a jacob hit dawg
by Syren760 January 25, 2020
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Jacob

a guy who is the most cutest boy you will ever meet. however he can act extremely hot and serious at times. he usually has dark brown hair with dark eyes. he can also be quite joking. when he smiles your heart just melts and makes you wanna cry. his the best guy ever
girl: jacob is the cutest boy ever you will ever meet
by jk5642746 January 15, 2018
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Jacob

Person 1:My friends name starts with the letter Jacob.
Person 2: shut yo bitch ass up you for real!
by JoeMama the 2nd November 26, 2019
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Jacobed

verb: the act of jumping one's titan in lieu of bridging by mistake in past tense.
I jacobed.
by Levarris August 15, 2019
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Jacob

black boy who hates eggs and misses the bus. also eyes, he hates eyes. cooks olive oil. hates his cat. punched his gf

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omg Jacob punched his girlfriend? She probably deserved it, that fucking whore....
by Toasterr.Juice November 29, 2019
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Jacob

A man who plays the worst games known to man
Look it's Jacob playing those shitty games
by Absolute legand November 22, 2021
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