Used (usually sarcastically) to "explain" why homosexuality/LGBT/abortion/marijuana/brown people/citizens of countries other than the US/what have you is "bad".
Imaginary interviewer to Pat Robertson: "Why are you so opposed to the rapidly expanding normalization of non-traditional sex roles?"
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
Robertson: "Because Jesus."
by TheThroat October 04, 2017
Jesus Padilla is an amazing friend. You can always count on Jesus, he is very understanding, he will help you or anyone in anything, he will always be there for you at anytime, he has a great heart, he is very hilarious too. When you meet Jesus you will love him forever. He has a badass,hot, and amazing voice. Jesus is a really fun person you will never get bored of. Jesus will make your mornings, evenings, and nights, the whole day. He is sweet and will make you feel very comfortable when you talk him. Jesus is also short, not that short though. He will always keep a smile in your face. Jesus is just the perfect friend to have. Jesus is also very handsome and very intelligent. If you know Jesus Padilla you should be very thankful to have him. Jesus Padilla is the definition of respect, intelligence, courageous, hilarious, sweet, and handsome.
Girl 1: guess what??
Girl 2: what??
Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.
Girl2: what's his name??
Girl1: Jesus Padilla
Girl 2: what??
Girl 1: Their is this guy I have been talkin for a big while and he is a great friend. You should meet him.
Girl2: what's his name??
Girl1: Jesus Padilla
by kimHOMIE555 December 21, 2013
a very derogatory term applied to Catholics, Anglicans, and Orthodox Christians who believe that The Holy Communion becomes the very true body of Christ.
by Brother JB February 29, 2012
by Tuna Juice July 16, 2018
Jesus cardenas is the coolest person with a giant dick he is very cool and extremely good at getting girls
by Jellie is real March 19, 2021
by Derethad June 22, 2010