half-kidding

When you're not sure if you're kidding. Or you're just plain stupid. Of course, you alone are responsible for any shit that goes down once you half-kid.

JEEZ, she actually turned up. I was only half-kidding when I invited her.

by Cold Mirror August 6, 2016

Half-Caf Batwing

When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!

Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'

by its426 October 22, 2003

half blood prince

Some1 who invented spells at hogwarts, killed dumbledore and was called Snape

Person1: Snape is the Half-blood prince
Person2: Rally? Y U Tell Me! >.<
Person1: cos u didnt know he kills dumbldore!
person2: ARGGGG! the plot is ruined!

by 1AM1337 August 9, 2005

Dj Half Ton

A Dj from Crackhouse Productions, Real Name Alex C. Reppin that Houston area. Known Locally for having outlandish Parties at his Mansion and also many liasons with famous actresses and Singers.

Friend 1: Man I got invited to a Party

Friend 2: Oh yeah, whos is it ?

Friend 1: Dj Half Ton, dude

Friend 2: Man, Thats awesome I love his parties, Are the playboy bunnies gonna be there again?

by Metric Ton May 21, 2009

five and a half pack

when someone has abs that are slightly slanted or uneven, appearing as if half an ab is missing

never make fun of someone for having a five and a half pack.

1. they will endlessly venture for their missing and elusive half-ab, ultimately leading to their demise

2. They still have five and a half more abs than you

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

Half life 3

The best game to be ever released, sadly Jesus will only be a side character, but Shrek is the best character anyway

I dont wanna kill myself because of half life 3

by Diamondcraft March 10, 2020

Half-cup syndrome

When one is drinking a cold drink (daquiri, smoothie, milkshake etc.) and the liquid sits on top and the bottom half has no moisture and is just flavored ice.

Geff: Dude, you take forever to drink your piña colada!
Emilio: IT's not my fault! I got half-cup syndrome!

by diggy-french April 17, 2010